A Newly Relocated Londoner’s Guide To Oxford High Street.

Essentials:

  • Mobile Phone. And a cheap as shit London sim card, which probably takes about 2 minutes to organise.
  • Bottle of water.
  • Visa Debit Card. And your passport incase the sales assistants don’t believe you could own your own debit card.
  • London A-Z (tube map is included).
  • Starbucks Venti Chai Tea Latte. Wet, on soya milk.
  • An understanding that the concept of personal space is practically eradicated from your physiological predisposition.

Additionals:

  • Another Starbucks Venti Chai Tea Latte. Wet, on soya milk.

Pros:

  • The surplus of low-cost flannels, leather jackets (and ‘leather’ jackets), skinny jeans, ‘basics’ and the ever elusive ‘must-have’ rayban-esque glasses.
  • A fair bit of transatlantic eye candy (whatever tickles your ocular fancy).
  • Being able to walk into the Apple Flagship on Regent Street and get free internet for as long as you want.
  • Borders supplying the best international fashion magazines.
  • Three Zara stores within a two block radius.
  • The wafting smell of waffles with chocolate sauce from the sporadic vendor.
  • Urban Outfitters, All Saints and Topman (Top Shop and Miss Selfidges for the ladies).
  • Walking into Prada pretending like you will buy the store, but don’t like the product enough to end up buying it.
  • Starbucks Venti Chai Tea Latte. Wet, on soya milk.

Cons:

  • The transatlantic candy that you would rather give to your grandmother than put in your mouth.
  • The fact that your personal space, as you know it, ceases to exist.
  • Immediately regretting to decision to walk from Top Shop to Primark because ‘there’s a lot to see on the way’.
  • Not being able to take drinks into Zara. Seriously. What the hell. It’s not like I’m a 3 year old, spraying my formula as far as I can spit.
  • Those international magazines costing the equivalent of two cheap meals, and doing the math.
  • Knowing that any near-by tube stop you want to go into will inevitably lead you into the churning sea of tourists also trying to navigate their way in or out of the area.
  • Running out of money before you get another Starbucks Venti Chai Tea Latte. Wet, on soya milk.

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mikeybangbang November 24, 2008

1 Comment to A Newly Relocated Londoner’s Guide To Oxford High Street.

  1. my entire 10 days worth of London perfectly simplified into one blog. x
    nice observations…..
    ;o)

  2. Pete Gee Double Dee on November 25th, 2008

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